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July 4th, 2009

report enroute

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Staying the night in Wawa, Ontario, far short of our intended destination for the night. I am enjoying this trip even more than I had hoped.

WOW the east shore of Superior is BEAUTIFUL! It's not that any one spot is the best in the world; it's more that you drive along, hour after hour, and every single moment it looks like a scene from a postcard. It's impossible to make any progress, because we keep stopping to enjoy places. Pancake Bay and the Sand River were especially nice stops.

The towns of northwest Ontario have a sort of back-in-time feel, in a good way - like the greedy 80's and delusions-of-grandeur 90's and paranoid 2000's never happened. There are lots of hitchhikers here (we'd take one if we weren't in a two-seater). The houses are very not-ostentatious - I've read that American incomes are higher than Canadian on average, but I suspect that Americans pour every dime of the difference and more into their houses, hoping that people will be impressed. Here, houses are for living in, not for showing off. (I think they do their showing-off with four-wheelers.)

Similarly, the hotel we're in (Beaver Motel) has a very pleasantly aged feel, clean and in good shape, but unmodern and unsophisticated - comforting, like staying at your aunt's house. There's a very friendly motel cat, too. But it's got wireless internet. Best of both worlds.

OK, I'm a border kid full of Canadian blood, so I'm probably not an impartial judge. But I'd really like to take this trip again, next time over a whole month...

June 25th, 2009

Iran

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Iranian president Ahmadinejad has explained to Iranians that Western countries - not (of course!) Iranians - are behind the green protest movement

This is a scandal. President Obama, if our Mass Hypnosis Satellites are capable of sending hundreds of thousands of Iranians into the streets, believing (ridiculously) that they are angry at their government, then why haven't we used the satellites to get a few Pashtuns to turn over bin Laden? Or to end the war in Iraq?

This is an unacceptable waste of our nation's sinister mind-control resources. I call for an immediate Congressional investigation. The President must be held accountable for his poor stewardship of our nation's techno-occult assets.

June 22nd, 2009

north

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I get to go visit my family in Minnesota in July...

even better, I get to do what I've dreamed of every single time: take a little extra time and go north, around the Ontario side of Lake Superior, camping at least once en route.

Soooo happy!

The only thing that would top this would be riding an ore boat from Toledo to Duluth. I've got to find some taconite shipping company executives to suck up to.

June 17th, 2009

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Trying to plan the annual pilgrimage to northern Minnesota... I want so badly to get there by lake. Alas, passenger travel on the Great Lakes just doesn't exist anymore. I'm so very, very tempted to stow away on an ore boat...

June 1st, 2009

Dr. Tiller

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You've probably heard about Dr. Tiller's murder in Wichita.

I'm pro-life (or, if you prefer, "anti-choice", "anti-woman", etc.) and trying to figure out what to do. Most of the pro-choice folks I read are suggesting donations to Planned Parenthood as a response. I'm sorry, I can't get on board with that. I'm open to suggestions... maybe a donation to Dr. Tiller's church?

It's true that there are kinds of speech which, though legal, though not technically part of a crime, though they won't be interpreted as invitations to murder by most hearers, nonetheless create a psychological atmosphere in which the unstable are more likely to commit murder. We recognize that, if a Wahhabist Islamic mullah preaches about how God really should strike Americans down - but he can't personally encourage terrorism - well, he's encouraging terrorism. Not legally, but morally, and he doesn't care. This is no different. Yes, you can always claim "but I didn't tell anyone to commit murder!" Legally, that will keep you out of jail. There are things which are legal but immoral.

I don't think the nation needs to work out a legal way to address this. I do think that the pro-life movement, and any other movement that hopes to avoid moral bankruptcy, need to figure out how to say what we believe and what we oppose clearly without setting the stage for violence - not even among the lunatic fringe. Even the insane are not immune to the opinions around them. There's a bell curve, in this as in all things, and that last 0.1% figures out where to stand based on where the 1% and 5% and 10% stand.

It's tricky, because when "duking it out" over abortion, it's more convenient if we assume that the good guys and bad guys line up on opposite sides. The truth is, there are people who are pro-choice because of genuine compassion, and people who are pro-life because of genuine compassion. There are also people who are pro-choice because they don't think poor people deserve living babies, and people who are pro-life because they think babies are good punishment for sexual misdeeds. There are people who are genuinely horrified at this murder, and there are people saying "well of course it's wrong BUT", and the former must divorce themselves from the latter. If you think you need to "win" the abortion "war", you start making alliances with people whose motives are pretty dark. Can you force those people to behave themselves? No... but you can reshuffle your priorities; preserving alliances within the movement isn't the most important thing, after all. You can tell Operation Rescue and Bill O'Reilly that they're doing it wrong and you don't want their support - and not wait for someone to die to say it. (As I just did; I haven't been keeping up with them). That's worth upsetting an alliance over. After all - if it is undertaken for God's sake - do you honestly think politically expedient moral compromises will help?

May 31st, 2009

The Merry Reaper

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Did I mention that I now own a scythe?

Well, I do. For real. A scythe. And I use it. Woo!

Not as clumsy or random as a weed whacker... an elegant landscaping tool from a more civilized age.

May 13th, 2009

bad writing

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A couple SF cons ago, I fell victim to the puppy eyes of novice authors and bought a couple self-published books.

Do you think that I damage my sensibilities by reading badly-written prose? I'm not sure yet the stories suck, but the writing quality is making me wince, muttering, "Stop that. Don't do that." every few seconds. If I push on, will I be making myself dumber?

April 19th, 2009

buff

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"But, aren't the ridges in fingernails reinforcing? Wouldn't buffing them away weaken the nail?", I wondered. Answer: yes.

Yes, this is the most important development in my life over the last few months.

... well... OK, not really. I'm doomed; I can't seem to get through a shower without thinking of another software project I want to do.

February 23rd, 2009

Battle of Quebec

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Canadian friends, I'm curious for your comment here. I'm about 3/8 French-Canadian; help me get in touch with my ethnic heritage.

People in Quebec are still very, VERY touchy about how the British victory over New France is remembered.

Meanwhile, in the U.S., we had a Civil War that was more recent, infinitely bloodier, whose racial aftermath drags on still, with a shocking number of sympathizers still for the Confederacy... yet everybody thinks Civil War reenactments are great fun, southerners especially. In fact, Civil War nostalgia started up surprisingly quickly after 1865. It's as if the nation was promptly united in agreeing about how awesome it was to bleed each other white.

While there's been no significant southern separatist movement since 1865, southern regional identity remains strong (granted, without a linguistic barrier to enforce it).

Any opinions on why the difference?

February 17th, 2009

It's 2009...

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... what do we call people who still try to change their delivery addresses on mailing lists by writing to the general list address? Then repeating angrily when it doesn't happen?

mooo!

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Even when we're driving through serious agricultural territory, passing two dozen cattle herds every hour, it's still almost impossible to resist the urge to alert all the other passengers in the car every single time.

It makes me wonder whether dairy farmers wake up every morning and shout to their families, "Ooh, look, everybody! COWS!"

February 7th, 2009

This would work.

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I think Pres. Obama needs to appoint Cesar Millan as his Middle East envoy. The Israeli-Palestinian conflict may seem intractable, but wait until he arrives to project calm, assertive energy!

January 23rd, 2009

Sacajawea dollars

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I wish I could take my whole salary in them. It would feel like I'd found a pirate treasure twice a month.

January 5th, 2009

OLPC

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OMG MY XO IS HERE !!!1!

December 18th, 2008

thought for today

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Herod never sucked up to Jesus.

December 5th, 2008

sometimes I think

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I am aging gracefully before my time.

Somali pirates

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I think that the Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Force needs to send a fleet to the Horn of Africa and settle this "ninjas vs. pirates" thing once and for all.

Slightly more seriously, I'm having trouble believing that the United States could stop African coastal piracy in 1805, but is powerless now. Yes, the Army is painfully busy, but the Navy? And those spy satellites that can supposedly read a license plate from orbit... don't tell me they can't pick out speedboats (with infrared-flaming engines) on the ocean. In fact, I would think that detecting and plotting the course of a speedboat from satellite imagery would be a pretty easy task for image-processing software.

Or, for that matter, whatever happened to the Liberty Ship tradition? I'm sure an oil tanker could carry a front and stern cannon that would beat the range of anything a speedboat could carry.

Just solving the world's problems for you. Carry on.

December 1st, 2008

Overheard just now from the supply closet:

"No, we don't stock duct tape. Unless the civil engineers would tell me they had a reason for using duct tape, we won't stock it."

November 21st, 2008

brooms

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Archaeologists now believe that brooms were first invented for shooing cats, and only adapted to floor-cleaning usage several centuries later.
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